if it's bad for me, I know it's bad for you
if I had all the money in the world, I'd buy time
have the sprite commercials taught us nothing?
love, and be loved? or live, and let live?
I need to think of nothing, nothing doesn't worry me like everything else
I'm such an ass, I need to shut up and listen
I like working on something that works
just give me a second, while I try to regain my passion for things
two steps ahead, but three floors below
I'm not a good morning person, at least not in the mornings
I'm not one to take a situation into my own hands, unless it falls into my lap
awfully incredible or incredibly awful?
it's not the size of the dog in the fight or the size of the fight in the dog, it's the dog that lives to see another fight
a picture is worth a mini-essay
if I got a thousand dollars everytime someone said that to me, I would have three thousand five hundred dollars
you're getting to know me, you won't like me when you know me
my opinion is better than yours, and so are my facts.
there's two types of people here, those who're smart, and those who think they're smart. what do you think you are?
nothing is a simple matter
I'm sorry, I don't answer rhetorical questions
you're not as clever as I thought, and three times more stupider than I had earlier predicted
when I say "Thank you for having listened to me", it doesn't necessarily mean I'm done talking
laziness is the key to avoiding bad habits
speling if a fine art, of wich I want no party (I'm not into grammer either)
I promise not to be involved in any scandals (that don't involve money)
hmmmm, should I get an instant univerity degree? or should I refinance my mortgage? or should I ... :)
the only people who search for your name on google, is you or someone with the same name
productivity - low, talkitivity - high
there is no undo button in life, but there's definitely a redo button
thirty one days in a month? that's crazy
ah, to be honest, is a dream
how much wood would a woodchuck chuck for minimum wage?
are you still guilty if you feel no guilt?
there are so many right ways to do the right thing, I always pick the wrong one.
what doesn't kill me will only leave me severely hospitalized.
mmmm... this reese's icecream is good. life is good.
it's like killing two birds with one tranquilizer shot.
if reality hits you and the truth tastes bitter then where's all the hugs and candy?
just laugh and forget.
the honest confessions of a true liar by waleed
oddly enough, I have nothing to say. so I won't say it.
when there's nothing to do, anything can be done. but sometimes somethings must be done, and at those times nothing gets done.
why must we clean the sink after we do the dishes? have we not suffered enough?
all I ever wanted was everything, and everything else
I'm not sure if I should go to university anymore. I mean, would you go to a university that accepted me? I know I wouldn't
wow, a train of thought eh; I could fit all my thoughts into a mini
just because you change the rules doesn't mean you'll win
I had so many plans for life, but life got in the way
what goes up will stay up, unless it comes down
I'm not evil, I'm just stupid and greedy
there's no pain like home
we yearn for simplicity in the most complex ways
everything is so clear, too bad my vision is blurry
if music be the food of love, then turn the bloody racket off
I'm not as stupid as you look
reality ain't so smooth, but all my poems rhyme
I miss my old problems, they were so easy to handle
life with all its flips and turns; sometimes heads, sometimes tails
I'm a man of many wonders, just that the wonders aren't that wonderful
why yes, I'll have two teaspoons of tea with my sugar. check that, scrap the tea, just give me sugar
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